thee dark arts of product description rhetoric
thee dark arts product description rhetoric

 :*sorry none today*

illuminati guide to thee dark art of product description rhetoric, useful if you have products but no ideas on what to write and don't want to encounter copyright infringement sticky sticky goo goo. not pocket sized, more of a desk side/bed side reference. definitely contains magik powers. use sparingly and wisely.

also new 4 2015, a guide on humor, what it is and how to use it.

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5 of 5 Fantastic read!!!! August 27, 2022
taco eater : anime profile pic from Kingston , NY United States  
I have a Craigslist service for working on scooters mopeds, and atvs. I used to only profit through the skin of my teeth. I tried several of rituals and sacrifices suggested in this book, and now with new product and service descriptions, I'm easily pulling in $370,000,000,000 weekly, and I'm already in talks with Elon about my Spacex aquisition. Only caveat is that book makes you solomnly swear (blood-oath) never to use tatics to compete or conflict with Treatland buisness which can jeopardize you becoming eternally damned prior to natural death.

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2 of 5 Meh May 25, 2021
taco eater : John from Pennsyltuckey  
Atleast it has pedals... right?

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5 of 5 v good high quality darkke artes January 13, 2021
taco eater : trevorino from undisclosed remote island, bermoomoo  
bought this from the site for $5. used the arts described therein to sell it back to treateland for $9,999,995. i'd say it definitely works.

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5 of 5 This tome changed my life January 2, 2020
taco eater : RocBrapsters from Rochester, NY United States  
The greatest gift to all of mankind is knowledge, especially the gift of moped knowledge. I now know all and feel like a god.

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4 of 5 mechrononrican. April 2, 2019
taco eater : ¤Slewfoot¤ from Bethlehem, PA United States  
Ratchets wrenches drivers and sockets Bridge extractors three jaw pullers flywheel puller bearing puller a spark test plug Piston stop rubber tipped re-bar hammer copper hammer brass hammer torch electrical tape duct tape dishwasher coupler... 

Emory cloth boards and rifle files nail files jet files and Sandy Sandy. Paper spongeball blocks an stone's... Marvel mystery gear oil Lucas blaster. Wd40 fish and peanut sulfur and grit steel wool ball and stone hones graphite. Duralube motor honey. The more you put in the less you'll get out. (Money).

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