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PLEASE HELP EVERYTHING IS OILY	Wednesday, September 13, 2023
taco eater : MIkceyisx Hadcdxockx from INDIANOLA, IA United States

THIS BOOK GAVE ME THE POWER TO SUMMON 2 CYCLE OIL FROM MY FINGERSESDF AND I CNAK'T STOPNN IT!e@ EVDCCXERYTHING IKS SO SLIPPERY

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Fantastic read!!!!	Saturday, August 27, 2022
taco eater : anime profile pic from Kingston , NY United States

I have a Craigslist service for working on scooters mopeds, and atvs. I used to only profit through the skin of my teeth. I tried several of rituals and sacrifices suggested in this book, and now with new product and service descriptions, I'm easily pulling in $370,000,000,000 weekly, and I'm already in talks with Elon about my Spacex aquisition. Only caveat is that book makes you solomnly swear (blood-oath) never to use tatics to compete or conflict with Treatland buisness which can jeopardize you becoming eternally damned prior to natural death.

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Meh	Tuesday, May 25, 2021
taco eater : John from Pennsyltuckey

Atleast it has pedals... right?

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v good high quality darkke artes	Wednesday, January 13, 2021
taco eater : trevorino from undisclosed remote island, bermoomoo

bought this from the site for $5. used the arts described therein to sell it back to treateland for $9,999,995. i'd say it definitely works.

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This tome changed my life	Thursday, January 2, 2020
taco eater : RocBrapsters from Rochester, NY United States

The greatest gift to all of mankind is knowledge, especially the gift of moped knowledge. I now know all and feel like a god.

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mechrononrican.	Tuesday, April 2, 2019
taco eater : ¤Slewfoot¤ from Bethlehem, PA United States

Ratchets wrenches drivers and sockets Bridge extractors three jaw pullers flywheel puller bearing puller a spark test plug Piston stop rubber tipped re-bar hammer copper hammer brass hammer torch electrical tape duct tape dishwasher coupler...

Emory cloth boards and rifle files nail files jet files and Sandy Sandy. Paper spongeball blocks an stone's... Marvel mystery gear oil Lucas blaster. Wd40 fish and peanut sulfur and grit steel wool ball and stone hones graphite. Duralube motor honey. The more you put in the less you'll get out. (Money).

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Powerful stuff.	Tuesday, January 8, 2019
taco eater : My name is? from San Jose, CA United States

I now have the power to bring the dead back to life and i'm a better cook.

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Treats	Monday, August 1, 2016
taco eater : Countryobtunning tractor boy from Princeton , MA United States

This is like a nice pedal truck in a hardware store or the power ball sign in your local package store. It draws people in but be wise Who said any book like this ever exist to begin with & the power is holds in its paragraphs. It does look pretty dang cool probably comes with cockroaches and spirits really old stuff creeps me out but I would still ask Santa for it.

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The good book...	Wednesday, May 11, 2016
taco eater : Kackman Lucas from Duluth, MN United States

I won't be able to sleep ever again.

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A fine grimore	Sunday, July 5, 2015
taco eater : Nathan Garcia from Paso Robles, CA United States

This would go great on my shelf right between De Vermis Misteriis and the
Necronomicon. I wonder if this is the
copy with the hand written footnotes by
Albertus Magnus.

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