taco eater :
Gypsy Dave Selevan "the upjetter" from Darklands,ca - mo'pedlers hq
So I spent the last 3 years locked in a basement building the perfect race bike. Super secret carb size, 20.99 mm. Finally I'm ready to take it out for a spin, and see the gaskettes riding down sunset. I pull up next to them and my bike stalls. Wha? I look down and my carb fell off! My face turns red. No problem, I think, I have a flat head screwdriver and can look like i know what im doing fixing my carb on the side of the road. What? The carb won't fit on that hose anymore. But I got it at autozone just like choke said, and the gas ate through it? Impossible. 2 days later, I'm back on the road. I have a cool malossi sticker which makes me happy.
Taking back the night, one treat at a time 
