treats RALLYPAK™
treats RALLYPAK™
 



  $1,000.00
alternate reality price $39.99


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here's what ya get in this PARTYYY!:

 
 
for the first time in history!!!! ~~~ here at treats HQ we painstakingly selected the most crucial, life-saving moped survival essentials in an all-in-one package to bring with you to a rally, spirit quest, daily riding adventures or just to have and to hold....the process was grueling, narrowed down through many slices of Arinell's pizza, french press coffee binges and brainstorming powerpoint presentations in the conference area. after over 100 rejected combinations, a light of hope shined through...and for you the people we offer this first aid par-t-pak!!!!! treatout, and dont let them tell you otherwise...

and now, for the ingredients!!!!!!!!

- the coveted treats satchel, now in larger size and COLOR OF OUR CHOOSING. its a surprise, a bit like destiny or fate...
- one sava super tube, covering all the possible 16/17 tire sizes from 2.00 - 2.50
- a roll of electrical tape, you know, for all that exploded wiring that always happens
- a single b7hs plug, the classic plug almost everyone uses
- one shop rag, for spilled beer, oil, wiping the bugs off your windshield or whatever else develops...
- an amsoil packet baby wipe, 1.5oz of amsoil enough for a gallon of gas in those emergencies when you roll up to the gas station and neither you or anyone else has remembered their oil bottle
- a basic tool kit with only the most vital tools
- a 5mm allen wrench, yep, allens all over bikes and no one ever has a wrench
- one single 30mm allen bolt and a single m6 nut, for those do or die situations when a single nut and bolt is the difference between you riding or being stuck on the side of the road
- a 415 master link, because i, and i know many others, have almost missed entire rally day rides because of this one little stupid thing!!!
- one long knarp and one mini knarp. just needed, and you will know why. when your throttle cable knarp pops off or brake cable or who knows...

and lastly....

- one phbg needle clip. do i even have to say why?!? even if you dont need it at all, theres going to be that one person that blows it and loses theirs, and you will be their savior

best thing is, you actually same some money by getting this all together wowieeieeee

there you have it, dont end up on the side of the road... -treatz

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5 of 5 Bring this Back! December 2, 2016
taco eater : Pat Jack from New Orleans, LA  
It says your out of the satchels :(

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5 of 5 Where's the four loko? September 25, 2015
taco eater : Mike Boyd Williams from Los Angeles, CA United States  
Missing one key rally ingredient...

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