taco eater :
Skrawd from San Diego, CA United States
No more fucking around with teeny tiny knaaaarps!
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A perfect fit
April 20, 2014
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Maci Dub from Dubland, WA United States
A little pricey, but I'm glad it was available at all.
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exactly what i needed!
March 5, 2011
taco eater :
ismael from Andrews AFB, MD United States
when i needed it!
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Monkey Wrench Tales
February 18, 2011
taco eater :
bababooey from PA
Tell me moar, upjetter.
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Tale of the monkey wrench, part I
January 19, 2011
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The upjetter from Los Angeles, CA United States
My troubles, as they often do, started with shortcuts. When I was a child, hulk hogan warned me about this. A few weeks ago I disconnected my throttle without consulting Doan, lost the screw, and replaced it with some random screw from the hardware store. I seem to remember mojo on moped army telling me to get a big one from the hardware store which I did. Random screws and duct tape will get you through some tough times, and times were tough like leather.
2 weeks later I'm at the Black Clutch Bellas concert with Sammy, Gregg, and matt. They are the newest guise of Billy childish, think goth moped girls on barettas. Gregg loves the goth girls! I see Bella clutch Bella at the bar and decide to offer her a drink. She whispers in my ear that she wants to sit on the back of my Puch. As soon as we sit down, her vampire fangs come out, primed to sink into my neck. I slam to screw into her heart, matt throws me a monkey wrench to hold the throttle, and I speed away. To be continued
Hooray! 
